Right when it gets nasty it disconnects

I love this! Guys, make sure when you call that your battery is fully charged and your credit card is ready because otherwise, you might be hanging hard with a woody with no one to talk to.

I can't believe Cingular put up a commercial like that. Perhaps it's fake. But it's still really funny. I could see him sitting there jerking off feverishly and then right when he's ready to squirt the line dies. LOL It's like massive tease and denial issues right there. Ooops sorry dude! Maybe later. HAHAHAHAHA

Make that sound when you lick my pussy

Does this girl have like the longest tongue ever? Did you see that thing? They have some really great tips though. Guys if you want to turn your girls on then make sure you say how long that dick is. Tell us you love to dip that tongue in our hot wet pussy. How are you going to kiss? What are you going to lick? Mmmm and don't forget those juicy noises you make when you suck on our clits and lick our cum soaked pussies. Oooh just talking about it makes me feel all nasty and dirty.

2 Girl Phone Sex Prank

This guy puts two phone sex girls on the phone together. He calls one and tells her he wants her to talk to his girlfriend and then tells the other one the same thing and then puts them together. What I don't get is WHERE IS THE MONEY? Do these girls do it for free? Are you serious? They must have paid before the calls or something because no one ever exchanges credit cards.

Wow, if some nitwit had done that to me I would have given him a show that would have made him whip it out in the office and embarrass himself.

Seriously thought...where is the money?

Guys on Phone Sex

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Hot Jungle Juice and Sexy Phone Grandma

OMG LOL wow! My grandmother doesn't have a mouth on her like this. My ears! My ears! My poor virgin ears!

But seriously, I sometimes get asked to play grandma so I guess we're even. Yeah, they want me to be this little old lady being all sweet and nasty. Can you imagine this little college girl pretending to be her? It's actually a lot of fun.

LOL JUNGLE JUICE. Wow. Is that what it's called coming out of a big black cock? My friends and I all busted up over this whole video. I love it. She's like my grandma hero now.

OK Mel Gibson in Panties

Hmmm Mel Gibson in panties. Back in his Lethal Weapon days that might have been really hot. But now I think I'd rather see him in panties doing other things. I love putting an old guy in a pair of panties. Making him look like some sissy cuckold with lipstick and lots of dancing to do. Especially hot old guys that have lots of money. Oooh. I'm just that kind of girl because I love to control them and make them think they're going to get laid and "hello! you're the life of the party here at the dorm."

They love the attention. xoxo

Do you know what your PSO is doing when you call?

I know there are guys who get off thinking they're talking to someone eating food and gaining weight. It's so funny. See, I weight about 115 and I have a rather small frame especially for my age. Now, my co-worker she's about 125 and all of the weight is in her tits. But we both had this guy at different times who wanted us to eat and eat and eat. He knew how little we weighed and he wanted us to gain weight so the call went very much like this except he wanted it to be real food. It was totally hilarious.

I think they call that a feeder and feedee session. So I just guzzled down beer and ate bon bons. I remember one time some guys sent me a gift card to go eat at a restaurant and he sat there on the phone with me and listened to me eat and talk with my friends all night. It was a rather large gift card so I took about 5 friends and we ate and ate and ate. Of course we're all too young to drink, but hey he liked the clinking of the dishes and us telling him how much we ate. Even more so he got off on how much of his money we were able to spend on food.

Sex Over the Phone...Strippers?

Seeings videos like this make me wish I had grown up in the 80s! I would have loved this song by the Village People. So this looks like either strippers or a bunch of drunk husbands preforming for their wives. LOL OMG it takes a lot of guts to do this. I wonder just how drunk these guys were?

What a GREAT idea for an old guy party! We can get all the old professors together and make them dance for us to this song. Think they'll do it? I be they will HAHAHA Then we can get it on video and show the world. Oh don't worry old guys, no one is going to recognize you ;)

We should have a contest - all the old guys put together a video of you dancing to this song and singing it and the one who wins gets his video featured here! Wait, what? You thought I was going to give you free phone sex for it? LOL Gimme a break.

Automated Attendant Phone Sex

Oh this one is too good. First, would someone really get off on a robotic voice? I suppose, men love to get off on just about anything, but I know a lot of cuckolds who would have stuck on the phone for Jamie and Randy. They would get all into that pearl necklace scene and want Jamie and Randy to shove their cocks down their throats. Yeah. I can't tell you how many calls I've gotten where the guy turns around being an old guy with a little dick and wants to suck my boyfriend's cock. It's way to funny. My boyfriend just laughs so hard at those calls. I tried to get him to get into the call with me but he said something like "I'm not getting into the call with some faggot!" LOL

Phone Sex Song

Why is it that when I listen to this song I feel like I'm listening to the tune of Plants vs. Zombies? LOL

Yeah, but we know all about the lyrics in this song because we sing it a little different every day and we're making money off of doing it. I love it! Can they make one without the rapping? I think it would be a totally hot song with a sexy voice singing instead of talking about it.

Phone Sex for Nerds

"I failed my saving throw!" LOL

Wait...I KNOW guys who would love this kind of fetish. They crave nerdy girls with big, dopey LOTR ears and alien techno garb. These geeks probably fantasize about Princess Leah in her little belly dancer outfit put on her by none other than Jabba the Hut. I mean, what is that girl thinking? She was grossed out but look at his tongue! hahaha

Well I know that fantasy girls will play out any role you want them to unless they're a Mistress of course. I'm sure you little geek guys can get your rocks off asking any of the girls here to chat about Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker. Oh wait...wrong direction. Maybe Princess Leah or Luke's Aunt. But if you want to think the guys are some totally dominating Masters who make you get on your knees and Leah stands by their sides making you take it, well we can do that too. Just grab on to large lightsaber of yours and if you're an 18 year old geek then you can call and have fun.

Mmm I'd like to touch that pickle for you baby

"Yes, I'd like to touch that pickle." OMG I have never called it a pickle before. Perhaps she should have sucked on it for a bit and made it sound like she was sucking a cock.

Seriously, do you think we walk around in rollers and do house chores when we talk to you? Nah, we give you all of our attention and do all those nasty things you like us to do. Oh yeah. I'm more of a Mistress, but my slut friend really does play with herself when she chats with a Master. It's so nasty. I've been over at her house while she was doing it and I can't believe the things she was doing! She actually pulled two clothes pins out of her laundry hamper and put them on her tits. I was like "OMG I would never do that" except, I make the guys do it all the time haha.

What is it with nipple clamps anyway? That must really hurt to put a chain on between two nipple clamps and pull them up hard. I've watched guys do it, but they don't have these tits to pull up either. Maybe next time I'll tell them to put the clamps on their balls and they can get into some cock and ball torture. Oooh I like it!

Google ads on youtube?

So how do we make some money off these google ads on youtube? Any hot guys out there know the answer? Is our blog a little too hot for google or adult? LOL Seriously though, I'm all into making money so if you know the answer please respond with a comment. Anything for these college bills. phew!

Does Phone Sex Exploit Women?

LOL OMG she was so embarrassed doing phone sex she hid. I love it! The more embarrassing the call I say the better. I love this woman! She's so honest about it.

Critics who say it exploits women? LOL Sorry but um...most owners who own phone sex businesses ARE women! They're business owners making money and enjoying it. They're not breaking any laws and they're being creative. Many phone sex jobs require professional technical and marketing skills. I know phone sex operators who used to be doctors, teachers, and IT techs. I know those who are homemakers or housewives. I'm personally a student and who knows...maybe I'll use my psychology degree for my phone sex career instead of being a psychologist. I don't know what's going to happen in 4 years. All I know is that I'm a hot teen having fun.

I applaud this woman and hope that someday I can own a big biz just like she does.

Man and Wife Phone Sex and Masturbation Tips

LOL I love these two! "I don't know how to suck no dick" hahaha wow. Just put it right out there and say it Scoop.

DQueen from Brussels asks about how to do phone sex with her boyfriend. Shanda says she loves phone sex and that ladies need to be confident in what they say. LOL and then they go and pretend they're having phone sex. So she starts to talk all sexy and he's acting all normal.

Oooh and she's craving his body and he goes right into it "play with your pussy. go ahead, work it!" LOL oh my there's no waiting at all in that one. She starts all sweet and he just gets right into it!

Well, when I take calls I love to get all nasty talking at first. I'll play with mine if you want me to but I really like to get to know you a bit better. I want to know your name and the size of your cock. Do you know why I want to know the size of your dick? Because that's going to let me pick out what size vibrator I use. Oh yes!

All out sexy and hot

This barely legal teen is feeling really nasty and wants to get dirty on the phone. Look at her! She's all ready in her panties and bra almost humping that couch thinking about you calling her.

I can't even imagine what she's going to say. I can tell you it's going to be really nasty. I don't know, maybe she's into cuckolding or submission, but she looks like she just wants to fuck.

Jerk off with Jane Review from Vegas

William loves jerking off with Jane. Look at this guy! What do you think he's doing all by himself in his hotel room in vegas with Jane on the phone? I bet I know. He loves phone sex.

This hot girl is going to have a slumber party

She's going to have a slumber party with some of her closest friends. We all know what this means. I bet they spend the evening getting drunk and crank calling all the boys in the neighborhood to tease them. They're going to call and pull pranks on people and get guys all excited then hang up! HAHAHA What a way for tease and denial! Why don't you try keeping them on the phone for awhile and see how long you can last. I bet you can't last very long at all.

She doesn't know what a tossed salad is

Leah takes her own first phone sex call and doesn't know what a tossed salad is. She thinks it's butt sniffing. HAHAHA We all know that tossing a salad is licking the cum out of someone's ass or licking an ass. Well, I think we all know that, right? Totally too funny.

"He wanted me to smell his butt, that's just weird." LOL