Right when it gets nasty it disconnects

I love this! Guys, make sure when you call that your battery is fully charged and your credit card is ready because otherwise, you might be hanging hard with a woody with no one to talk to.

I can't believe Cingular put up a commercial like that. Perhaps it's fake. But it's still really funny. I could see him sitting there jerking off feverishly and then right when he's ready to squirt the line dies. LOL It's like massive tease and denial issues right there. Ooops sorry dude! Maybe later. HAHAHAHAHA

Make that sound when you lick my pussy

Does this girl have like the longest tongue ever? Did you see that thing? They have some really great tips though. Guys if you want to turn your girls on then make sure you say how long that dick is. Tell us you love to dip that tongue in our hot wet pussy. How are you going to kiss? What are you going to lick? Mmmm and don't forget those juicy noises you make when you suck on our clits and lick our cum soaked pussies. Oooh just talking about it makes me feel all nasty and dirty.

2 Girl Phone Sex Prank

This guy puts two phone sex girls on the phone together. He calls one and tells her he wants her to talk to his girlfriend and then tells the other one the same thing and then puts them together. What I don't get is WHERE IS THE MONEY? Do these girls do it for free? Are you serious? They must have paid before the calls or something because no one ever exchanges credit cards.

Wow, if some nitwit had done that to me I would have given him a show that would have made him whip it out in the office and embarrass himself.

Seriously thought...where is the money?

Guys on Phone Sex

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Hot Jungle Juice and Sexy Phone Grandma

OMG LOL wow! My grandmother doesn't have a mouth on her like this. My ears! My ears! My poor virgin ears!

But seriously, I sometimes get asked to play grandma so I guess we're even. Yeah, they want me to be this little old lady being all sweet and nasty. Can you imagine this little college girl pretending to be her? It's actually a lot of fun.

LOL JUNGLE JUICE. Wow. Is that what it's called coming out of a big black cock? My friends and I all busted up over this whole video. I love it. She's like my grandma hero now.

OK Mel Gibson in Panties

Hmmm Mel Gibson in panties. Back in his Lethal Weapon days that might have been really hot. But now I think I'd rather see him in panties doing other things. I love putting an old guy in a pair of panties. Making him look like some sissy cuckold with lipstick and lots of dancing to do. Especially hot old guys that have lots of money. Oooh. I'm just that kind of girl because I love to control them and make them think they're going to get laid and "hello! you're the life of the party here at the dorm."

They love the attention. xoxo

Do you know what your PSO is doing when you call?

I know there are guys who get off thinking they're talking to someone eating food and gaining weight. It's so funny. See, I weight about 115 and I have a rather small frame especially for my age. Now, my co-worker she's about 125 and all of the weight is in her tits. But we both had this guy at different times who wanted us to eat and eat and eat. He knew how little we weighed and he wanted us to gain weight so the call went very much like this except he wanted it to be real food. It was totally hilarious.

I think they call that a feeder and feedee session. So I just guzzled down beer and ate bon bons. I remember one time some guys sent me a gift card to go eat at a restaurant and he sat there on the phone with me and listened to me eat and talk with my friends all night. It was a rather large gift card so I took about 5 friends and we ate and ate and ate. Of course we're all too young to drink, but hey he liked the clinking of the dishes and us telling him how much we ate. Even more so he got off on how much of his money we were able to spend on food.